Apostrophe Atrophy

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Insert punch line here.
Insert punch line here.
One store, two signs, zero correct apostrophes.  
One store, two signs, zero correct apostrophes.  
Sassy indeed.
Sassy indeed.
Nice box, bad apostrophe.
Nice box, bad apostrophe.
Who are they quoting?
Who are they quoting?
Most normal, mentally stable individuals do not take notice of proper typographic punctuation. Many design and typography nerds, however, break out in a nasty rash when they encounter, say, a restaurant sign that uses a straight apostrophe to spell “Joe’s”. SmartyPants is a free web publishing plug-in that easily translates plain ASCII punctuation characters into “smart” typographic punctuation HTML entities.
If your typography is going to be incorrect you might as well cut it out of metal.
If your typography is going to be incorrect you might as well cut it out of metal.
No. Dumb Quotes. Why use the quotes here at all?
No. Dumb Quotes. Why use the quotes here at all?
Hopefully the ghost of Jack Dempsey will punch the designer of this sign.
Hopefully the ghost of Jack Dempsey will punch the designer of this sign.
Please do not use dumb quotes. 
Via Rich Watts, via radian.org.

Please do not use dumb quotes. 

Via Rich Watts, via radian.org.

Even InDesign’s Type Preferences get it wrong! (via DESIGNinista)
Even InDesign’s Type Preferences get it wrong! (via DESIGNinista)
This is a still from the awesome parody show Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. In theory this dumb quote could be part of the gag, but somehow I doubt it.
We nabbed this still from The Art of the Title Sequence.

This is a still from the awesome parody show Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. In theory this dumb quote could be part of the gag, but somehow I doubt it.

We nabbed this still from The Art of the Title Sequence.

So they get the fractions right, but not the primes? And by “right” I mean they didn’t just do this “7/8.” I probably would have kerned the 8 away from the slash, but who am I to judge?
Spotted by Beverly Joel in The Russian Avant-Garde Book 1910-1934.

So they get the fractions right, but not the primes? And by “right” I mean they didn’t just do this “7/8.” I probably would have kerned the 8 away from the slash, but who am I to judge?

Spotted by Beverly Joel in The Russian Avant-Garde Book 1910-1934.

Another set of curly quotes when dumb old primes would have been perfect. I guess these are not as rare as we originally thought. 
This fine specimen comes to us via John Gruber of Daring Fireball fame — our first guest submission. 

Another set of curly quotes when dumb old primes would have been perfect. I guess these are not as rare as we originally thought. 

This fine specimen comes to us via John Gruber of Daring Fireball fame — our first guest submission. 

Once again, we have that rare instance of smart quotes being used when primes would be correct. With auto-complete smart quotes in most programs we’re sure to see more of this in the future.
Once again, we have that rare instance of smart quotes being used when primes would be correct. With auto-complete smart quotes in most programs we’re sure to see more of this in the future.